Is mindfulness cultural appropriation? Taking ancient wisdom, Gentrifying, then westernising it. What about yoga pants? Cladding age old poses, In a smooth lycra skin. And Swing Low Sweet Chariot? Transported from cotton plantations, Chanted atop a fallow cabbage patch. Trendy Polynesian tattoos? Tracing generations of iconography, So the hench, can ask, “Do you even lift, bro?” Or what of Disney? Fencing free moving folk lore, In a theme park of intellectual property. Christmas! Why leave out Christmas? Baptising Saturnalia, So pagans imbibed the Word. And why leave out the Indian flag? Using Ashoka's over-looked Chakra, To spin a secular democracy.